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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via pizza)

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489512
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2 hours ago

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via fake-mermaid)

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108528
Posted
2 hours ago

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via lovejayr)

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864870
Posted
2 hours ago

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via fake-mermaid)

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275514
Posted
5 hours ago

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(via portrait-of-my-heart)

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116529
Posted
6 hours ago

sooooze:

clcooper125:

running-to-half-crazy:

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

THE LAST ONE HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is my life

this is what i want

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40110
Posted
6 hours ago

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

(via fake-mermaid)

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233293
Posted
1 day ago

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(Source: thenameshiccup, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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207179
Posted
1 day ago

poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

(via sooooze)

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1 day ago
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